Ice-age heat wave, can't complain

I don't even think I had one for Helga last time.

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HI MIKE

For when I'm not on trill (I'M NEVER ON TRILL) and you don't want to email me.

If you'd like to whack me round the head for not playing Helga enough, press 1 now.
If you'd like me to jump you with Kurt "Lord of the Dance" mcKurtleton, press 2 now.
If you'd like to help me torture Myra and/or Henry, press 3 now.
If you'd like to arrest Tristram*, press 4 now.
If you want something else entirely, press 5 now.

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*NEVER SHALL WE DIIIIEEEEEEE